So it turns out Military guy's only reason for messaging me last night was for a booty call. No, sorry, I would not like 'for a visit from a guy in uniform' at midnight on a Wednesday. Thanks, I'm good.
How do you go from someone who seems like the most unassuming and tamest of men to a giant doucher? Well, obviously I was very easily fooled, and he was clearly a jerk all along. And here I was thinking I had matured by not going for someone solely due to matching my 'type' or swooning over muscles and tattoos. Dudes are going to be douchers undercover no matter how you package them up!
I will say that I'm so glad I got the last word and got to reject his requests. My last message was just "NO". What a dirt bag. No thank you. #buhbye.